ittybittyblue:

dreamwurks:

i will never accept how under appreciated megamind is

it is a movie about a villain who succeeds in killing the hero 

It also has a “nice guy” and the girl is not demonized for not liking him

he even becomes the actual villain


sleepcycled:

THIS IS SO RAW

sleepcycled:

THIS IS SO RAW


dayspreceding:

detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.

dayspreceding:

detoxys:

BYE

They all look like fucking PS2 characters in this picture though.


amaryllises:

amaryllises:

I looked cute

I guess people like me

ur hair is honestly so gorgeous im so fucking jealous

amaryllises:

amaryllises:

I looked cute

I guess people like me

ur hair is honestly so gorgeous im so fucking jealous


maisonmartinmargielous:

pupjoy:

i hate when girls wear high waisted shit to hide their gut but it just makes it look like they have a gut and a fupa. who ya foolin except urself

Bitch high waisted pants make your waist look FAB and your ass look even better you can leave you basic ass bitch have fun with ya mid rise bootcut old navy clearance rack jeans hoe

(Source: codeinewarrior)


my sister nearly lost her phone after 5 days of having it literally what the fuck how is it possible for someone to be so stupid


nuking:

bart baker’s parody of anaconda is

  • gross
  • crusty
  • unoriginal and bland
  • fucking sexist 

maplesuhtori:

j0shdngr:

chill it’s cos your rare

the entire female population of east asia is rare?

(Source: impastabowl)


rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama

rlaph:

My mom wants me to start drama


mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you


deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

deanshuggybear:

fozmeadows:

In which seven cats all discover the same slightly elevated flat thing and claim it as their own while pretending the other six cats don’t exist.

game of thrones

(Source: misterjakes)


So this past summer I decided to get a grindr (a gay dating app) and this dude hit me up he was fine as hell and had muscles. So we meet up and we fucked and it turned into like a summer thing. So the school year starts and the nigga my p.e teacher
Anonymous

slippinbeauty:

happy bday kim

slippinbeauty:

happy bday kim


theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor)


asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face